A 'boymen' is an individual who believes that they are considerably larger and better than they actually are (This can be expressed through physical size, intellect, ego etc.).
A single word that can be used by itself in the context of anything (bad or good) that brings up no particularly strong emotion.
Naturally redirects any awkward silence and just leaves it at the satisfactory, mundane ending of "boment."
Boyman is a super hero who is a boy but has all the powers of a man. He knows how to do taxes and can carry heavy groceries. He fights off villains such as TeacherFace, HandsomeGuy, and RoughtyTeenager.
To search vividly in large thicket of pubes only to find a blue waffle in which you project vomit into and continue to use vomit as lubricant and rail vagina with an upset stomach.