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Brower Power 

The act in which you command a door to be open, thus making poop rockets thrust from an angry country old mans colostomy bag.
Hey bro go give that trucker some Brower Power before I knock you in the kankles.
Brower Power by Incarus June 24, 2014

Power Boner 

When you have so much power that it goes to your head. And then it goes to your other head.
Person 1: I got promoted to manager at my job!
Person 2: Don't let it give you a power boner dude.
Power Boner by Justin Kimsin November 13, 2016

Power Boner 

Inappropriate arousal from gaining political or professional power.
Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK joining in a coalition government with his moral enemy because he was blinded by his massive power boner.
Power Boner by domsydavey May 12, 2010

power boner 

when someone, specifically a 10 or 11 year old boy get a screaming hard boner from any normal activity that makes him excited
Bill: Yo man that kid needs to chill.
Chuck: Yeah he's got a power boner from doing karate
power boner by big420 December 25, 2009

Power Boner 

When you get a boner not out of attraction to something or someone, but to power over someone.
"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"
Power Boner by Ian Porto June 4, 2022

Poner Boner 

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin
Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"
Poner Boner by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015