A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not)
dangerous body of water for the sole
purpose of rescuing her and becoming
a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just
trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman
out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2:
Fuck yeah I did.