Boobert 

1.An endearing nickname for a significant other, as an alternative to Boo but in a silly and goofy endearing way.

2.A boo with bert tendencies.

Whatcha doing there Boobert?

Boobert by basedbean September 17, 2019

Boobert 

A nickname,for people who get lotsa girlfreinds but never gets laid,who are always dazing out and never quiet know whats going on,also smokes weed and loves to just hangout and have fun

person A:That Boobert is always having fun,does he even know whats going on

Person B:No but he doesnt care

Boobert by Robby Simi August 22, 2008

boebert 

Verb

Giving a handjob in a public movie theater

Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!

boebert by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023

Lauren Boebert 

Dillion Harper's doppleganger.

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

Lauren Boebert by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023

The Boebert 

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

The Boebert by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

Boebert 

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

Boebert by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert 

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

boebert by dnev8730 September 19, 2023