Bongo 

Fighting technique used for many centuries consisting of multiple slaps to the top of the head of your opponent, you are not allowed to hit anywhere else but the top of the head.

Myles and Kaden decided to settle their dispute with a match of Bongo.

Bongo by BongoMaster4 July 4, 2020

bongo 

Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore

Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please

bongo by Team Bongo July 29, 2004

bongo 

xxx video or magazine porn

hurry the fuck up with my bongo vidz asshole

bongo by dr stonk August 25, 2003

Bongo 

The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.

"I'm gonna eat a kilogram of icing!"
"Bongo"
"Well fuck"
(He must do said event to avoid punch)

Bongo by Bongoshop November 15, 2013

bongo 

Person of simple mind. Not very smart. Person who does stupid things.

"your a fucking BONGO!"

bongo by Edge August 20, 2003

Bongo 

A bongo is when you shove your hand so deep inside of someone’s butt that you reach a vital organ, twist it out of it’s socket, and pull it out with your bare hand. This was usually done by native Americans as a public execution.

Native American chief: Death or Bongo?
Victim: Death!
Native American chief: death... by BONGO!
Victim: I’m totally screwed.
Native American chief: *commits bongo*
Victim: *dies*

Bongo by LittleTimmyTTV42069 October 18, 2019

Bongo 

A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness. The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window. A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.

Go lick clean a window Bongo (this will be followed by an imitation of chubacca)

Bongo by Rollisimo October 16, 2008