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Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
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Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.
Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.
Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Bonerito 

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)
A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.
Bonerito by Bonerito March 29, 2015

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

Bonerstyle

When something is so cool, or stylish that it causes an actual erection.

Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.
No bonerstyle man. Meaning "thats not cool man"

Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"

Joel Madden is bonerstyle.
Bonerstyle by Twitterman April 23, 2009

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.
Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!
Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009