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When I got mad from Mexico I felt like a Bojan
Bojan by Rice062 June 6, 2018
A bosnian boy who chills in pinecrest with all his beaners.
He is a total loser.
But we hang out with him cause he is sexy!
Did you see that Bojan? Yes i have to go talk to them.
Bojan by Pectus Erectus July 5, 2009
The most awesome person in the world. He makes god proud at his awesomeness. When people look at him, they can't help but shit themselves. His penis is the size of a wild African giraffe. He shits gold. If someone were to try to cut him, they would bleed. He can kill someone just by looking at them. His body strength is equivalent to the strength of 1000 gods.
"Hey Boj-"
*shits himself"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR"
*Bojan looks at him"
"AHHH"
*dies"
Bojan by Bojanfan October 22, 2008
A Serbian name meaning warrior. One that has the balls of Rocky Balboa, yet a heart like Romeo. In other words, a man that doesn't give up.
"Look at that pussy"
"who?"
"Bojan"
5 seconds later...
"Wow that hurt... shouldn't have underestimated him, now I know not to fuck with Bojs"
Bojan by JacobBob April 14, 2009
Help please hes outside please help me.
I can hear his footsteps hes close hes so so close.
Im inside the closet he cant he cant get me no he cant im safe here im safe
HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE
god cant save me he cant save any of us hes here hes here
An urban legend, going back to the 1750s in Montenegro.
Traditionally, a "Bojan" is a Montenegrin man, usually strangely muscular, who chases obese children around in hallways of boarding houses. He is dressed in all black and wears a black beanie.
The only way to stop this abomination is to soil yourself and throw your excrement at the angry beanie boy, to which he will promptly take a shower, giving you a chance to save yourself.
Man 1: Do you hear weird meat slapping noises?
Man 2: OH GOD ITS BOJAN, RUN
Bojan by Bojan's Vengeful Mesocosm December 11, 2018