The most awesome person in the world. He makes god proud at his awesomeness. When people look at him, they can't help but shit themselves. His penis is the size of a wild African giraffe. He shits gold. If someone were to try to cut him, they would bleed. He can kill someone just by looking at them. His body strength is equivalent to the strength of 1000 gods.
Help please hes outsideplease help me.
I can hear his footsteps hes close hes so so close.
Im inside the closet he cant he cant get me no he cant im safe here im safe
HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE
god cant save me he cant save any of us hes here hes here
An urban legend, going back to the 1750s in Montenegro.
Traditionally, a "Bojan" is a Montenegrin man, usually strangely muscular, who chases obese children around in hallways of boarding houses. He is dressed in all black and wears a black beanie.
The only way to stop this abomination is to soil yourself and throw your excrement at the angry beanie boy, to which he will promptly take a shower, giving you a chance to save yourself.