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blooming rose 

When a person's ass was ran-through so violently it causes their ass to prolapse, and appear to look like a blooming rose.
I gave my girl a blooming rose last night dude, I thought she'd be into it!
blooming rose by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022

Blooming Rose 

When having sex with a virgin, purposely pop her cherry, and then cum on her bleeding vagina. The blood coming out of the vagina and mixing with the ejaculate resembles a blooming rose.
Man, when I popped Jenny's cherry last night on the dinner table, I came all over her pussy and gave her a blooming rose, it was hilarious!

blooming rosebud 

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.
"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"
blooming rosebud by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009

Bloomin' Brown Rose 

When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.
A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"
Bloomin' Brown Rose by CheeseDumper February 21, 2011