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Blind Freddy 

n. An Australian imaginary incapacitated person held up as an archetype of incapacity: what Blind Freddy can see (understand) must be very obvious.

Was once believed to have originated from a 1920s Sydney hawker named either Freddy or Freddie, however it appears that a reference to Blind Freddy in the context of seeing (understanding) the bleeding obvious was made in an issue of The Sydney Sportsman in October 1902.

Further research suggests that Blind Freddy may be a reference to Sir Frederick William Pottinger, a police officer who was in charge of the Lachlan district in New South Wales in the mid-1800s. The success of bushranger Ben Hall in evading capture there in 1862 is alleged to have earned Pottinger the name "Blind Freddy".
Even Blind Freddy can see that putting onion under a Bunnings snag is unAustralian
Blind Freddy by tonedebone September 17, 2019

peaky blindered 

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.
Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?
1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.
Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"
blindered by Kevin April 2, 2005