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The feeling of not having to pee at all.
I'm so blempty right now, I totally don't have to go to that rest stop.
Blempty by JBennett February 14, 2009
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A tiny bit of weed/hash left to smoke. The end of a spliff with, literally, one drag left on it.
Is there a blimph left on that?
Is that blimph enough for a one-skinner?
Blimph by moorie74 June 28, 2018
Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).
Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."
blamph by Notkricken... September 12, 2012
Common insult that an English teacher in highschool may refer to a student as.
You didnt do your homework again? Oh you really are a blymph
Blymph by daft12345 April 6, 2009

bleuphoria 

The feeling you get after time near the water boating, surfing , beaching, Wind Surfing, etc. A feeling of utter happiness, relaxation and peace. A euphoric feeling associated with water. Blue Minds prone to these feelings
After a day of wind surfing she relaxed with a feeling of bleuphoria
bleuphoria by ACPhoto May 21, 2018

blepharoplasty 

Type of eyelid surgery to create a "double eyelid" or fold over the eyelid. More common for asian born with no natural fold, not to look more caucasion (sp?) but to make eyes appear less "droopy" and so makeup is easier to apply.
I hope to get blepharoplasty when I turn 18, it costs around $1000 or so I've heard.
blepharoplasty by Vickee February 18, 2005