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birthgay 

The annnual celebration of the day a person that is attracted to the same sex came out of the closet.
John- " Didn't Bobbie come out of the closet like a year ago?"
Jim- " Yeah, we're getting drunk tonight for his birthgay."
birthgay by jamesjeckle May 3, 2013

Birthgay 

-Happy birthgay! -I’m celebrating my second birthgay. anniversary this Saturday, do you wanna come?
Birthgay by Jungnasty September 12, 2025

happy birthgay 

Happy Birthgay is an expression which commemorates someone's anniversary. It can be used as follows:

a) a modified version for wishing happy birthday to an openly gay friend;

b) in order to tease someone you assume is gay but has not come out yet; the objective here being simply to check the person's reaction. Should he/she feel attacked, one can always claim it was a typo;

c) in order to actually celebrate the annual coming out of a gay person.
Fred: Man, yesterday's party at Alex was wild, and I mean W-I-L-D! I just can say: "Happy Birthgay, Alex"!

Marc: Yeah man, I feel you, birthgays are always like that! Often it takes'em a while, but once they come out: watch out!
happy birthgay by Fobson May 4, 2009

Happy Birthday, Donnie! 

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!

Happy Birthday Song 

A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.
1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.

2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.

Birthday Time 

Noun. Everybody knows their birthday, but there is exists an event called Birthday Time (coined by Ryan Nguyen).

This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February.

You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen):

Be really happy
Because it is your birthday
But just one minute

Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special.

Remember, you only have one minute.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..."

Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet."

Example 2:
Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!"

Person: "what the fu--?"

Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D"

Person: "Thanks?"
Birthday Time by rynguy December 28, 2012