Benedouche

A male fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

The male counterpart to a Cumberbitch.

Josh: Cumberbatch is amazing!
Craig: You must be a Cumberbitch
Josh: No you fool! I'm simply a Benedouche.

Benedouche by BenedoucheT-Ray May 27, 2013

Bonadouchē 

A ginger douchebag with a propensity for violence and an arrest record that may include but is not limited to: drug abuse, theft, soliciting prostitutes and physical and/or sexual assault.

Did you see the story about that red-headed scumbag on the news last night?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?

Bonadouchē by sciflyer.25 March 26, 2014

bluedouche 

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.

Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.

bluedouche by Jay Smith June 11, 2006

bluedouche 

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

bluedouche by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

bluedouched 

The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter

lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."

bluedouched by gotonull December 16, 2008