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El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.
Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.

belt sander 

Varient of tool. Someone who is more annoying than, say, having an beltsander pressed to any part of your person.
Hey, here comes Bill. I can't stand this tool. What a friggin' belt sander.
belt sander by lostaccident July 23, 2006

Belt Sander 

OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .

Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
Belt Sander by Stormboy01 January 10, 2020

belt sander to the ball sack 

When you smell like you just got a belt sander to the ball sack
"Wow Grassa you smell like a belt sander to the ball sack"

belt sander racing 

The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.

Revolving Nigerian Beltsander 

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.