A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.

Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!

Man Candy Bastard by lil' bit-o-honey May 2, 2011

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manky bastard

one who cannot find sufficent monetry funds to wash themselves on a regular basis,

makes use of a burn, stream as a rudimentary bath when necessary,

regularly scrounges for money from friends or passers by,

smells of nothing more than the unpleasant scent of pure dirt,

owns bright blue and orange addidas trackies from roughly 10 years ago,

etc. etc.

James Robertson, commonly addressed by "Jim".

Malcom Huston - a step or 7 beyond smelly.

person a "Did you see malcom n jim fight for a whole hour for 40p and half a twix?"

person b "no! who got the 40p and part of a twix?"

person a "jim got half a twix (for which he was very grateful) but no-one gave him 40p"

person b "..manky bastard"

P.S. Insulting as this is Jim is infact a legend. Malcom on the other hand just smells.

manky bastard by sweatyturdheed June 11, 2006

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Mannagg Gesuell Chillu Puorc Bastard

It's a neapolitan expression to express disappointment, rage, anger and, sometimes, fear.

My car has broke down, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!

S'è scassat a machin, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!

Mannagg Gesuell Chillu Puorc Bastard by psudonerim November 27, 2021

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bastardman

a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.

Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!

bastardman by Bastardman August 15, 2004

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