Bapeshift 

a person who sports Bathing Ape (Bape) clothes and/or accessories, but lacks the actual Bathing Ape shoes;
they think they know what's up just because they possess these items, but they are just bakeshifting

Peter: Haha, that kid thinks he's so fresh with his Bape shirt, but he's rockin' some Forces! What a bapeshift!
Tubbs: When he saw my Bapes, he ran away in embarrassment.

Bapeshift by Peter B. August 17, 2006

blameshift 

In retaliation, during an arguement, to twist the facts to actually shift the blame to the other person.

John always manages to blameshift when ever we argue.

blameshift by John's mom February 25, 2006

Blueshift

The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems

Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"

Blueshift by EarthCuck February 16, 2018

Backshift 

Working long hours late at night at a thankless job all the while getting subjected to constant anal sex.

Anthony has to work another backshift but I think he digs the anal.

Backshift by Anthony is not a bot... August 17, 2019

Backshift Forklift Operator 

Noun - Individual who holds the keys to the forklift. Envied by the entire staff at the potato factory. Backshift forklift Operator is the most elite position.

SemperFi Comic Guy: what's Cornrod been up to lately?
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.

Backshift Forklift Operator by Anthony is not a bot... May 7, 2020

bakeshift 

an extremely lame person who thinks that they are "in", but they are sadly mistaken

Person 1: Yo man, who's that kid who thinks he's invited to our party?
Person 2: I don't know, but he's such a bakeshift.

bakeshift by Peter B. June 17, 2006

bakeshift 

a person who only wants to do what they want to do, and bitches no matter what. Radioshack employee's always fall into this catagory

Person one: dude, hes whining so much cuz we dont wanna go to the mall

Person two: what a bakeshift, he probably works at radioshack

bakeshift by randyn June 22, 2006