Ballfocals 

(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a testicle over each eye.

She kept nagging at me about working too much, so I made her wear ballfocals when I got home.

Ballfocals by WebWad February 6, 2009

ballfocals 

The act of placing one's testicles over the bifocals of an unsuspecting victim. This is often performed to an individual who is asleep or unconscious, much to the delight of the assailant and spectators alike.

"Much to Jessie's chagrin, he woke up during class to find a pair of testicles covering the glasses he was wearing. Yanks had provided him with a complimentary pair of ballfocals"

ballfocals by Yanks Gonna Give it to Ya May 23, 2006

Ballfocal

Resting your balls on someones face covering their eyes like glasses.

I put my nuts on her nose. Looked like ballfocals.

Ballfocal by mandt July 24, 2011

Ballocaust 

When 2 men go ass-to-ass and shove their balls into each other's assholes.

The ballocaust? That's when Mosier shoved his balls up my ass, man.

Ballocaust by Superhonky October 3, 2011

barfocals 

The phenomenon whereupon people appear to become better looking the drunker you get. See also beer goggles.

I could tell Josh had his barfocals on when he started hitting on the local bar skank.

barfocals by nostrilnick January 11, 2017