Baldard 

Someone who is bald.

'Hey, look at that baldard over there, he has no hair on his head.'
'I use Rogaine so that I do not become a baldard'
'Larry David is without a doubt the funniest baldard in the world'

Baldard by The Grand Nasal December 9, 2008

baldard-dash 

A footrace open exclusively to Baldards. Currently under discussions by the Olympic commitee for inclusion in the 2016 games.

"Did you see that incredible Baldard-Dash yesterday? Patrick Stewart suprised the field beating out Moby and Ving Rhames by a sheen's breadth.G.Gordon Liddy never stood a chance"

baldard-dash by The Grand Nasal October 15, 2007

ballardry 

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

ballardry by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

Urban Dictionary Balderdash 

A variation of the game Balderdash created by CB in 2008, using words from www.urbandictionary.com.

How to Play Urban Dictionary Balderdash:

Players take turns to be the host. The host finds a word or phrase on urbandictionary.com and announces it to the rest of the players, but keeps the definition secret. Each player must make up a definition of the word or phrase and write it down whilst the host rights down the real definition. The host then collects in all of the players definitions, and reads them out in a random order along with the real definition. Players then vote on which definition they think is the real one. Players get 1 point for every one that votes for their definition, and 2 points if they vote for the real definition. The host gets no points. The game ends once everyone has been the host once and the player with the most points wins.

Urban Dictionary Balderdash by crnbass August 3, 2009

B.Ballard 

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.

Yo, I just got B.Ballard.

B.Ballard by Haterader56 April 12, 2010

balderdash 

A heap of utter crap

You're talking shite, pal, that's total balderdash

NB Balderdash could be used to describe what Prime Minister Tony Blair talks on a regular basis, both in and out of Parliament

balderdash by Bonnie wee haggis September 23, 2003

Baldar 

The most beautiful, devine, higher being imaginable

Baldar should be worshipped, and taught in school

Baldar by royaltyrusty January 5, 2021