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Religion of Bailey, the Great Cow God. Those who follow the path of Bailinism are called Baileys.
"Do you celebrate Christmas?"

"No, I'm Bailey a follower of Bailinism. I celebrate Cad."
Bailinism by Aehsn Twthei January 1, 2012
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shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.
man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.
balonis by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010
The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.
Mommy, I want some balloni please!
Balloni by James M. July 3, 2006

balonium 

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
balonium by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
A purposeful lie about a false statement. A combination of bologna and erroneous. A fabricated error.
It can be used in a courtroom. For example, "That is balonious and you are felonious!"

"The young man's arrogant boasting about his exceptional athletic ability proved to be balonious when his team lost the game."
Balonious by Jordan Clouse September 7, 2009

bailogina 

Bailogina- A person who cannot speak for themselves; especially adults. They act like a child while they may be much, much older. A bailogina has a fetish for harming others and being very very annoying. A bailogina person is usually ugly and cannot find a partner due to question in sexuality and uglyness.
Person One: You see that ugly, annoying bitch over there?
Person Two: Yeah... why?
Person One: That right there is what you a "Bailogina"
bailogina by JackD1977 November 19, 2021