BPalmer 

While cumming on a girl after going in dry on her with a blunt in one hand cum on her tits and extinguish the flaming blunt on her chest.

Wow last night I gave Aunty Laura a really nice BPalmer, she now has a big burn mark on her sticky chest, and Bobo Scala fucks dogs.

BPalmer by Boboscalalovesdogs January 21, 2015

balmer 

slang of the city of Baltimore,MD...

Balmer is a pretty city!

balmer by pah May 13, 2005

Balmered 

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality

Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again

Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017

Balmers

Typically something done that is beyond stupid.

Oh I've just gone and done a Balmers.
Kevin was fingerpopping Jessica last night but she shit herself, oh man he's gone and done a Balmers.

Balmers by CupidStunts August 22, 2019

balmer 

nickname for balm

his name was balm. but we called him balmers

balmer by mack daddy May 21, 2003

Balmering

Typically a tactic used by narcissists and individuals with bpd, they involve themselves into situations with other people to make them as complicated and ignorant as humanly possible, and then claiming to be a victim. The individual that causes Balmering in a situation is usually the self appointed victim and needs attention to comfort the insecurities and deep self loathing. Balmering is commonly used when cheating on a partner, cheating in life, being better than everyone, seeking attention and some business situations.

Wow, she sure took the balmering to the next level.

Why does that guy not have friends anymore?

Ohhh, he’s known for Balmering situations.

Balmering by Imthatguy75 November 6, 2025