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autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.
Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
autoincorrect by JenBurger July 10, 2016
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autoincomp 

To automatically assume someone is incompetent, based on what they did and / or what they said, as opposed to autocomp, which is to automatically assume someone is competent based on who they are, their title, or position.

Another form of radical skepticism along with autohoax, which is the opposite of autobelieve. Term is particularly applicable to those presenting mainstream media news, as well as a great many politicians and corporate leaders.

To autoincomp is to not automatically consider someone competent and thus not automatically believe them, but instead utilize critical thinking to evaluate their competence based on what they actually did and / or actually said.
After thinking about what "expert" said, going to autoincomp them and assume they are incompetent and not believe it.

Autointervention 

To bring to light an addiction of automobiles.

To bring together family and friends to help a car addicted person see that they have too many cars.
Hey dude, you live alone, you have a two car garage and you have 5 cars! And you tell me that you are looking for another Hummer!

Dude you need an autointervention!!
Autointervention by BobNJ July 15, 2010

Attainment 

Noun;

1. Accomplishment of something: the achievement of the goals that somebody has set.

2. A skill, accomplishment, or distinction, especially one achieved through effort.
1. They forced them to reach the attainment.
2. He's got attainments, he's got skills.
Attainment by Jafje August 26, 2007

Artaintist 

A tattoo artist who specializes in butthole/taint area.
I could almost feel his mustache on my Gooch as Big Baloo, the artaintist, made my butthole look like Homer Simpson with a 5 o' clock shadow
Artaintist by GeniusSex October 22, 2022

Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.
Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!