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asspillow 

1) A ring-shaped pillow used to elevate one's ass from a sitting surface, usually to promote rapid healing of a injury on the posterior

2) A tall skinny bastard/bitch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (See also assclown)
1) I forgot my asspillow, and my hemerroid popped when I sat on your couch.

2) Shut the hell up, you asspillow!
asspillow by Mayhem178 October 19, 2004
Related Words

ASSPOLLO 

I word particularly negativly used referring to the fictional character of Apollo in Lore Olympus . The use of the word is because in the story of lore olmypus Apollo is depicted as a rapist toward the main character persephone, going back derived by the greek mythos.
"Hey did you see asspollo yesterday on lore olympus?" "Yeah i did, he's a douche."

asspilot 

One who navigates the anal canal: a sodomist. "Asspilot" likens the sodomist to a maritime pilot familiar with local and dangerous waters; ports would retain pilots to go aboard foreign mercantile ships and to safely navigate them to dock or to an anchorage.
"Is he an asspilot?"
"He's gay, if that's what you're really asking."
asspilot by atanarjuat October 20, 2006

ass pillow 

A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.

Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.
I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!
ass pillow by Charlie Mallet May 15, 2006

Asspollo 

A nickname for the horrible character in the AMAZING WEBTOON Lore Olympus, Apollo, who rapes the main character, Persephone, and try’s to kill Daphne, as well as overthrow Zeus. So basically an absolute shit-hole excuse of a god and a horrible person that should rot in Tartarus.
Person 1: do you know what Apollo did?
Person 2: yes, I’m already plotting his demise!
Person 3: can I join in?
Person 1: of course! We ALL hate that stupid purple faced asshole!

(I really hate that stupid Asspollo!”
Asspollo by Pink Cinnamon Roll March 19, 2023
A shit for brains idiot who has no commmon sense and a tendency toward gayness.When an assplow pursues a relationship with a female he beccomes a pussy whipped douchecock who has tendencies of a fucktard. These types usually tend to keep to themselves and are very very submissive.
Dude, tell your girl to blow off and quit being an assplow.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.
assplow by rayhater August 8, 2005