Asslofter 

When feeling a stomach ache brewing , you sit on the toilet and expext a lovely dump. But for some reason between the areas of your groyn and asswhole you feel a horrible pain. you squeeze to drop the bomb but its stuck there like a piece log of wood. you squeeze and squeeze but the more you do it the more it hurts and cuts your asswhole.

James - Why were you screaming in the toilet earlier on ?

Willis - İ had a asslofter

Asslofter by CheapFiction June 11, 2010

Asslifter 

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).

Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")

Asslifter by N. Abel March 23, 2013

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

assluster 

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass

You stupid-ass assluster

assluster by Beerinder May 16, 2004

assoteric

An obscure and specialized knowledge that is also sophmoric in nature.

His knowledge of cheesy movie lines was assoteric.

assoteric by Leigh Lambert April 7, 2005

asslover27 

asslover27 loves ass, anyone can be asslover27.

hey is that asslover27?

asslover27 by moneyandasslover27 January 9, 2023

hit the shit on that asscopter 

get that fucker GOIN' right quick fer ya

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!

hit the shit on that asscopter by pinkgummi May 12, 2018