Assdung 

Slang for a person named Austin.

Yo! Assdung! Get to work!

Assdung by lytninb December 2, 2011

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

assdonger 

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.

"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"

assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

Assungus 

1. A below average sized penis

2. Abbreviation for Actually super sexy unless Nigel gains undeniable shlong

1."Bros got an Assungus", "Bros an Assungus", "Bro can suck my Assungus"

2. That's Assungus

Assungus by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER October 26, 2022

assmung 

someone who likes to mung with asses.

"You are an assmung".

assmung by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Assfungle 

The action of taking a plunger,and shoving it up your anus.

he assfungled me soooo hard.

Assfungle by I wonder who it is? :O July 18, 2017

assmungle 

To work on tasks that seem important but truly are not.

I just worked 8 hours today working on this assmungle of stuff and never got anywhere.

assmungle by brentspore February 3, 2018