Ass-Suck 

An awesome, or terribly bad, event, that would lead to an experience which would "Suck-Ass"

Dude, that play gave me an ass-suck!

Ass-Suck by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008

ass-suck 

Verb:
to ass-suck is to suck up to someone, to praise to another person when praising is not neccessary

Jim ass-sucks his teacher not for marks but for candybars

ass-suck by Rondog December 16, 2007

ass suck 

Someone that sucks someone dick for a higher rank at somehwer

That I__damage__I and lifes a sin are so ass suck to KrazyFaken to get a higher rank!

ass suck by NooB432 January 1, 2009

Slovakian alabama ass suck 

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true

man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night

Slovakian alabama ass suck by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

suck ass 

When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck everyone"
"You suck ass"
"Uninstall"

suck ass by DestroyerShadow July 8, 2016

suck ass 

This phrase is an odd variation from the regularly used phrase "that sucks". There are two main definitions of this:

1) in literal terms, putting your mouth to an anus and quickly inhaling, causing a stream of air to be pulled into your mouth from the anus.

2) in slang terms, to be bad. This is how the phrase is most commonly used, and tends to be more intense than the usual "that sucks." "That sucks ass" is like adding a "really" to it.

"She sucks ass!"
"Wait, seriously?"
"Not like that, man"
"Oh..."

suck ass by Dirty Shoes January 12, 2005

Suck ass mule 

A person who sucks at any given activety.

"Ricky blows at Xbox.""I know, what a suck ass mule."

Suck ass mule by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003