Amuse-douche 

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.

Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.

Amuse-douche by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009

Amuse-Douche 

An ignorant douche bag who entertains others with his stupidity.

He was being such an Amuse-Douche with his outrageous posts.

Amuse-Douche by JK1987 June 26, 2016

Amuse douche

1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.

2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.

1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.

3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.

Amuse douche by Minionite July 25, 2014

Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.

Amuse Douche by vanern August 3, 2021

Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.

Amuse Douche by vanern August 3, 2021

Amuse Douche

The guy you’re just messing around with while waiting for the main course dude that rocks your world

I was bored and he was around, so used him as an Amuse Douche to keep myself occupied

Amuse Douche by SirJohnsubVi April 18, 2025