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ambassador 

Noun: The Thumb.

Specifically when you attempt to insert your thumb into a girl's asshole prior to having anal sex with her in an attempt to gauge how well received your cock will be.
Nate: I tried to fuck my girlfriend in the ass and she almost killed me.

Steve: n00bish mistake dude! Next time send the ambassador in first

Nate: Like a little representative for my cock?

Steve: Exactly

Paul & Derek: LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL
ambassador by nophone February 14, 2009

Ambassador 

Comrade, friend, fellow squire, chief of the watch - used to describe a close friend or friends. Used also to greet a friend or friends.
person 1 upon greeting person 2: Easy ambassador!
Ambassador by Ambassador133 December 19, 2008

ambassador 

The key to understanding the word AMBASSADOR is the word in the middle, "bass."

"Bass" has two main meanings with separate pronunciations.

Our focus is NOT on the musical instrument "bass" (rhymes with "base")

but on the FISH bass (rhymes with "ass") which has to do with

"ambassador's" terminology, its origins in Europe.

Bass is delicious and was in high demand in

European countries like Portugal, Iceland, and Greece.

Angling was common.

Many men would go off to work on commercial fishing vessels,

with bass being the main target.

Unfortunately, the larger bass, like Hogzillas and Big Mommas,

exuded a strong smell, which daily caused fishermen to

suffer ailments such as headaches, migraines, nausea.

This had a negative effect on the daily catch.

Losing profits was unacceptable.

In an effort to counter the detrimental effects of the offending stench, the fishermen

figured out that cutting off the bass's noses would negate the offending smell.

They took turns working an hour at a time exclusively on cutting

off the bass's noses, or, "amputate" the fish's noses so they won't

smell anymore, and therefore no one will get sick anymore.

The first syllable of AMBASSADOR comes from, "AMputate."
Second syllable is BASS.
The ending of AMBASSADOR, "ador," is an

Estonian transliteration of "odor," an unpleasant "smell"
Hence the word AMBASSADOR is derived from AMputate BASS's ODOR.
I enjoy fishing for delicious bass during the Summer, but when I catch one I have to immediately ambassador it, otherwise I would soon so feel nauseous and want to throw up. 🤢

ambassador 

A person of the highest ranking in the social triangle. Looks down upon everyone who deserves to be looked down upon because they know that they themselves are the best.
"Look at that scene kid over there" Ambassador number 1

"Fuckin scene kids." Ambassador number 2
ambassador by blasphemous09 December 11, 2010

Ambassador 

Liason, frequent patron of a place or internet site.
Ambassador by Saints September 24, 2003

ambassador 

When one goes to a country that doesn't speak your language, you pick up a chick and fuck her. While fucking her, you whisper in her ear "You have the dirtiest, smelliest, loosest cunt I've ever seen" in your sexiest, sweetest voice. She'll think you are saying something nice and charge you a few dollars less.
I was in Prague, I picked up some whore and while doing her from behind, I pulled an ambassador on her. She thought I was so nice, she paid me!
ambassador by McFlaskin February 7, 2005