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ambassador

When one goes to a country that doesn't speak your language, you pick up a chick and fuck her. While fucking her, you whisper in her ear "You have the dirtiest, smelliest, loosest cunt I've ever seen" in your sexiest, sweetest voice. She'll think you are saying something nice and charge you a few dollars less.

I was in Prague, I picked up some whore and while doing her from behind, I pulled an ambassador on her. She thought I was so nice, she paid me!

by McFlaskin February 7, 2005