Alkanel

Amazing Mexican beaver.

Pineapple: "Man, Alkanel fucked me politically and I had to resign cause I was cooperating with terrorists"

Alkanel by Alkanel December 29, 2020

Alkane

The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.

Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"

Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"

Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"

Alkane by Neexer November 30, 2010

Alianello 

A deptartment head, who's own head is completley up his ass. A complete morality crusher. One who destroys everyones desire to do a good job.

The Alianello they hired for packaging has really destoyed the department. These folks used to love to do a good job but now their moral is at an all time low!!!!!

Alianello by You suck Mike A!!!!! October 6, 2011

Alvanely 

Beautiful and full of life and the life of a party

Alvanely made my day better

Alvanely by 🐵 January 3, 2019

alkane snorter

A wild Andrew the goes around to snort Alkane by finding it all on titan

Hey Andrew can you get me some alkane

Andrew: sure just follow me

(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)

alkane snorter by Alkane snorter October 13, 2019