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air tight ski pole 

When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.
Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.
air tight ski pole by Colt4540 April 24, 2008

airtight skipole 

when a woman has all three of her orifices filled as well as simultaneously giving two handjobs. Involves 5 guys and one girl
Heather was having a great time but was a little sore after she gave manson, bubba, brent, spiceboy, and ned an airtight skipole.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026