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zimbabwean airstrike 

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.
"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"

Precision Airstrike 

An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.

Libyan Airstrike 

Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.
I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.

I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.
Libyan Airstrike by Dope Slim April 5, 2015

airstare 

to intentionally avoid eye contact in awkward public situations, especially in elevators.
The elevator was so crowded with people that it was almost impossible to airstare without catching someone's eyes.
airstare by Sternchancer May 18, 2011

Airstrike 

A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.
Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange's last night?
Mike: I got drunk and had no game, so I went home and called in an airstrike.

Jerry: I just called up Jess, she's going to meet me at the bar at 10.
Jim: Damn dude! You called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.
Airstrike by Chaos2 September 28, 2008

Oklahoma airstrike 

When you have to shit so bad that you don't have time to sit down before you poop, hovering above the toilet like your ready to bomb Hiroshima
Where's the fucking shitter!? This is gonna be an Oklahoma airstrike!