Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old
fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the
fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're
constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"