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A pussy packer 

A pussy packer is someone who uses way too many shopping bags for what they have, and are afraid that they'll split the bag.
Me: My dad bought eight bottles and used three bags! I could have put them in one !
Friend: Geez, what a pussy packer!

creation of a pussy 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch 

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.
Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy 

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied
Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

What to do if someone calls you a pussy 

Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)
What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy

You: Don't talk about something you can't get.

Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)

you a pussy

a person whos a punk and is scared to pick a fight with certain people
pussy nigga: i get bitches and ill shoot you meet up pussy

nigga that can fight: you a pussy didnt you say you would shoot me yeah you did but ur a bitch gimme yo shit cuz
you a pussy by LilDurksGrillz November 10, 2020