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vete a tomar por culo 

In Spanish, "fuck you" (literally "go take to the ass")
vete a tomar por culo
vete a tomar por culo by KBzota September 20, 2007

blushing as red as a tomato 

An awkward way of saying you're blushing.
Guy: Hey you're really good looking.

Girl: Omg stop I'm blushing as red as a tomato!

a tomato flew around my room 

when something is a little bit off
instead of saying "that was a bit off" say "that was like a tomato flew around my room, bro"

polishing a tomato 

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

I'm a tomato 

When someone is blushing badly or blushes frequently
I hate speaking in front of the class. I'm a tomato when I get nervous.

Everyone knows she likes Jake. I mean, she's such a tomato around him.

James A Tomaselli 

Born on june 29th 1996, IS THE REINCARNATION OF TUPAC!!!!
wow did you hear james's rhymes, there so freash like tupacs. wow "James A Tomaselli" is!