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26th April

The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.
It’s the 26th April, where are your whips and nay nays? HHHHHHHH PISS THE FUCK OFF EJEJDJJFKD
26th April by Supermarioinrealloif October 19, 2019

26th April

It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.
Her birthdays on 26th April

It's 26th April today!
26th April by Souvenir May 9, 2020

April 26th 

If you were born on April 26 my god are you lucky!!!! You were blessed with the body features of a goddess and the personality of a queen. No one compares or even comes close to your beauty ! You are the best of the best! Everyone is desperate to get your attention. Especially the boys!
Boy1: she’s perfect

Boy2: duh she’s born on April 26th
April 26th by Girl1235789284 January 14, 2020

April 26th 

My favorite bar mitzvah boy born on april 26th, happy birthday ethan ~Dad
April 26th by joinednothing March 1, 2021

April 26th 

it’s national Hit It From The Back day!! walk up to someone grab their waist and hit it!!
it’s april 26th and i just it it from the back bro. on yo girl

April 26th 

A day when you'll only see Taylor Swift on every single platform and every musical charts.
April 26th is the day when Taylor worked to dominate the music industry so that your fav could take a long break until she has finished with this era.