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uberboredomitus 

a very rare medical case in which one person is beyound the point of very bored
guy1:hey man i think ive got a bad case of uberboredomitus do u know how to cure me

guy2:yeah man the best way to cure uberboredomitus is just to hang out with ppl so why dont u come on over and play xbox
uberboredomitus by brandon ennis January 7, 2009

Überbone 

The act of vigorous sexual intercourse, usually after a case of red bull or six lines of the finest speed. Lube is essential.
I Überboned the shit out of that ho!.
Have you got the ky, it's überboning time!.
Excuse me miss, would you be interested in a überbone?.
Überbone by Shifter232 September 17, 2014

uberbored 

An altogether higher state of boredom. There's being bored, and then there is being uberbored.

Constructed from the words uber, often used as a substitute for 'very' or 'ultimate; and bored, which is what I get Monday to Friday, 9 to 5...
When you are at work and enter a higher state of boredom where anything other than the task at hand seems more appealing.

uberbored.com
uberbored by theboss March 30, 2005

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026