[Marpet] 

Man Carpet, short n curlies, Male pubic hair

Sal: just cut the marpet
Jason: looks good, makes it look bigger

[Marpet] by SiMp{MunDaZe} February 9, 2009

Deer Market 

Its a mix between a Bear Market and a Bull Market economy. A male deer look like a bull and a female deer looks like a bear so the gender of deer is almost like a combination of a bull and a bear.

Trump=Deer Market

Deer Market by Rainbow_Creeper3 November 18, 2016

Noodle Market

A group of Asian Males aka too much noodle.

Man, that LAN party was a total noodle market.

Noodle Market by Raypower October 17, 2013

cattle market 

A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.

A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.

The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.

Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"

"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"

"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"

cattle market by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007

Looking for Boston Market 

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014

Flea Market Montgomery 

Flea Market Montgomery can be easily described as being just like a mini mall.

Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!

Flea Market Montgomery by Wayne! December 13, 2008

bull market 

Where people expect financial investments to rapidly increase, like in the economic boom of the eighties. It is so called, because masses of first-time investors rush head-first into the markets with thier money, expecting to amass riches beyond belief.

Japan's 1980's bull market was so good that, in 1989, Japan was expected to overtake the United states as the world's richest economy. The reccession of the 90's prevented this.


Today, it is just recovering from a bear market

bull market by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004