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To put your balls on another's face; to teabag someone.
Fred: "So did you slap her with the nuts?"
Bob: "Yeah, I put $5 on it."
$5 by Mookie January 14, 2005
You know, I just remembered said I would give Samuel L Jackson $5... But that was before I started my "Give them 1 million dollars!" Policy.
Hym "That wasn't an insult by the way. The $5 thing just happened before I thought of the million dollar thing...."
$5 by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

$5 hot-n-ready 

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly
"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."
$5 hot-n-ready by Scruffo215 July 13, 2016

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$5 dollars to put an ad here! 

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$5 fist pump 

The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.

Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Jr won a blackjack hand and ripped off a $5 fist pump as he raked in one whole red chip.