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A absolute sex god with a 15 inch dick ready to seduce any female in a 10 mile radius
Michael by Skeeppeep January 18, 2021
A Michael is very Handsome, Kind, Brave, Smart, Funny, Loves animals, and will do anything to cheer a person up.
He is so funny he makes me smile.
He will make anyone day.
Loves people.
Super interactive.
Great with technology.
Loves games.
Michael
Michael by TheHandsomOne January 28, 2021
Heather "damn dude that Michael is fucking huge, its going to fuck me up."
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"
Michael by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 5, 2021
The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
I love these sheets”... “oh stop being such a Michael”...
Michael by Moo moo mr cow May 3, 2021
(n) Rachel's lover
Michael was destined for Rachel.
Michael by counselor1234 May 5, 2021
His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3
Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."

Miles: "Ew apple gay"

Nathaniel: "cool."

Dante: "anYwaYs"

Michael: "huh?"

Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"

Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"

Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"

Rogan: "wadafak?"