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Fucktard 

to be a fucktard is to do something incredibly dumb.
1.After Jessias broke up with the hottest girl Angela everyone ruled her out to be a fucktard.
2. - Africa is a continent?

- yes you fucktard.
Fucktard by YuyuyuYummy July 10, 2009

fucktard 

fucktard is a amalgamation of the words fuking and retard
ME:Ur Such a fucktard
You:Not Really
fucktard by xxelflloyd July 27, 2009

fucktard 

The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise immediately!”
fucktard by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009

fucktard 

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”
fucktard by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009

Fucktard 

A cross between a fuckup and a retard.
God, he's such a fucktard!
Fucktard by AlleyKat October 6, 2009

fucktard 

Someone who is really, incredibly dumb. So much that it confuses and frustrates observers to the point of fury.

Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.
fucktard by somerandombox December 11, 2009