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Brandon Ceno Smells

A dude who smells sooooo bad you wanna throw up. He is good at 360 no-scoping people
John Ceno: Do you know Brandon Ceno Smells
Patricia: He’s sooooo hot
John Ceno: I know right even though I’m a boy

Selleckian

adj: 1. That which is favored by Selleck. Tom Selleck. 2. Of or having an earthy musk.
1. High fives and indomitable mustaches, two of the most Selleckian pursuits.

2. Magnum condoms derive their name from Selleck's self titled character and are therefore considered to be Selleckian entities.
Selleckian by Dom Dirgler December 23, 2009

selling cats 

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!
selling cats by sameopet January 21, 2013

Selling wolf tickets 

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!
Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

armadillo shell 

state of the scrotum sack when cold temperatures and or when you step out of the shower and the room temperature is colder than temperature of sack resulting in hard 1 to 3 in thick nut sack shell
I stepped out of the shower this morning,and my wife noticed that I had a severe case of the armadillo shell.

Shell Shock 

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.
He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.
Shell Shock by Xerxes November 11, 2004