The Jelly Donut 

(Noun): when a guy takes a jelly donut and fucks a girl then cums in the donut and gives it to the girl to eat....

reccomended for fat girls

"Dude, i totally gave that girl the jelly donut last night!"

The Jelly Donut by cofcchubbychaser November 4, 2009

The Frightened Donkey 

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.

"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"

The Frightened Donkey by Rygar James November 2, 2006

The Jelly Donut 

When you nut in a girl and then proceed to punch her in the stomach as hard as you can until the nut oozes out of her like a jelly donut.

My girl wasn't acting straight so I gave her the jelly donut.

The Jelly Donut by SugarTube September 17, 2018

The Iron Donkey

A public bus.

I was forced to ride the iron donkey cause my car broke down.

The Iron Donkey by Orest April 19, 2011

i did the do i needed to do to get the do done 

a elongated and confusing way to say that you finished your goal

guy-i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

that guy- excuse me, what?

guy- I'M DONE

i did the do i needed to do to get the do done by PURPLE SKOOTLES June 15, 2018

The Uncooked Donut 

When you shoot your jiz on your girlfriend/wife/stranger's face after getting a blowjob and directly afterward you antique (Antiquing: throwing flower on someone in order to make them look like an antique supplied with dust) her, while her mouth is still froze in an O. Thus creating, 'The Uncooked Donut.'

I met this chick at the party last night. After the party died out she blew me in the kitchen! After I finished on her face, I was in reach of some flower and I perpetrated The Uncooked Donut!

The Uncooked Donut by rfossum December 16, 2009

the mad donkey 

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.

Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.

the mad donkey by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017