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sad onion 

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.
2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.
sad onion by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.
After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.
Squishy Onion by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026

Chocolate Onion Ring

When a girl, or guy, takes a s*** but doesn't wipe for like 3 days and it gets all crusty and then a girl, or guy licks on it.
God damn Steve my girl was in the bathroom for like an hour on Friday and so on Sunday I got to give her the best chocolate onion ring she ever had in her life.

Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies

Blooming onion 

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion
Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

chocolate onion boil 

when a girl has a shitty booty hole and a shitty pussy
“girl why do I lowkey like the smell of my chocolate onion boil”

Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion
"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"
Spanish onion by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025