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Boredom is a disease that is wide spread and if handled incorrectly, can lead to death. If you suffer from boredom, please consult a friend for help.
Boredom originated before the days of christ. In Fact, there was a 13th disiple named boredom. His rightings were later taken out of the bible because of Jesus' extreme distrust for this man. While disiples such as Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, Boredom gave Jesus the gift of... well, Boredom. As a side affect of Jesus' miricles, Boredom spread through the world. In greek mythology, Boredom came from Pandora's Box.
Boredom became popular in early 1900 America when ball-in-a-cup got old and the yoyo was invented. There are many ways to get rid of boredom temperarily but it will definitly return at some point. One way is to look up definitions on this site which is probably why you found this. Others include playing catch, drinking, smokeing, ding dong ditching homes, playing sports, and if worst comes to worst, watching the O'Rielly Facter.
In many Boredom related deaths, people were reduced to acts of aggression such as cutting themselves (see emo) and skate bording (other wise known as punk behavior). These victims of boredom probably were reduced to this level when there PS2 or Xbox 360 was sent in for repairs and all the O'Rielly Facters on Youtube were repeats.
Let me warn you again, if you experience even the slightest hint of boredom, go online and IM a friend for funny conversations in the past, pictures they have taken, or just a good story (possibly one that goes along with the picture).
Boredom originated before the days of christ. In Fact, there was a 13th disiple named boredom. His rightings were later taken out of the bible because of Jesus' extreme distrust for this man. While disiples such as Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, Boredom gave Jesus the gift of... well, Boredom. As a side affect of Jesus' miricles, Boredom spread through the world. In greek mythology, Boredom came from Pandora's Box.
Boredom became popular in early 1900 America when ball-in-a-cup got old and the yoyo was invented. There are many ways to get rid of boredom temperarily but it will definitly return at some point. One way is to look up definitions on this site which is probably why you found this. Others include playing catch, drinking, smokeing, ding dong ditching homes, playing sports, and if worst comes to worst, watching the O'Rielly Facter.
In many Boredom related deaths, people were reduced to acts of aggression such as cutting themselves (see emo) and skate bording (other wise known as punk behavior). These victims of boredom probably were reduced to this level when there PS2 or Xbox 360 was sent in for repairs and all the O'Rielly Facters on Youtube were repeats.
Let me warn you again, if you experience even the slightest hint of boredom, go online and IM a friend for funny conversations in the past, pictures they have taken, or just a good story (possibly one that goes along with the picture).
John: I think I'm suffering from boredom, I think I'm going to go skate bord.
Stacy: NO, DUNT DO IT. How about you just come over to my house and we talk this case of boredom through.
John: Thank you Stacy, you may have just saved my life.
Stacy: NO, DUNT DO IT. How about you just come over to my house and we talk this case of boredom through.
John: Thank you Stacy, you may have just saved my life.
boredom by ipwnn00bs24 September 14, 2008
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Booed Up
Linked to a significant other; in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend;spending.lot of time with your mate;your heart belongs to a special person in your life and your happiest when you're with them
Booed Up by Gorgeous JJ July 8, 2018
Boked
Chad: I just boked Alex.
JT: Its for the best my dude. You did the right thing.
Chad: Thanks bro. He will learn one day to stop being a shmole.
JT: One can only hope. 👊🏻
JT: Its for the best my dude. You did the right thing.
Chad: Thanks bro. He will learn one day to stop being a shmole.
JT: One can only hope. 👊🏻
Boked by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
boredom
the all consumeing state of mind the devours students in the back of algebra class and turns them into screaming lunatics
1"hey did you hear about kevin the totally freaked out in algebra"
2"ya the doctors said he got really bored during the lecture on quadratic equasions"
2"ya the doctors said he got really bored during the lecture on quadratic equasions"