Driving Game 

A game played when bored. Usually late at night.
Rules of game: Cram as many people as humanly possible into a car. Drive randomly. When stopped at a stop light, look at the clock in the car. If the time is even, go right. If the time is odd, go left. If the driver turns onto a highway, roll some dungeons and dragon dice and go that many exits. If there is only a normal die available, add a zero to the number, and go that many exits. When hungry, pull into the nearest ihop/denny's. Driver never pays for gas or food.

I went on an adventure last night when playing the driving game; we fit 7 people into a 2-door car!

Driving Game by 2SXE4U March 31, 2011

distracted dining 

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

distracted dining by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

Driving the Bus 

The act of having sex doggie-style, where the man's hand is resting on the female's lower back or upper rear-end. The combination of the two often results in a motion which resembles using the large steering wheel on a school bus.

Hey Dale, were you driving the bus last night or did you just go missionary the whole way?

Driving the Bus by Butt Masterson February 13, 2009

Sleep Driving 

The act of driving somewhere and not remembering any of the drive. Usually comes about if you are tired while operating a moterized vehicle.

Guy 1- Gotta go to sleep so I dont sleep drive tommorow
Guy 2- Sleep driving?
Guy 1- Yeah, you know, when you dont remember any of the drive once you arrive at your destination
Guy 2-Oh Yeah

Sleep Driving by whoaheyohwhoa April 5, 2009

Divine sister 

a weird group that has weird spider things **also people asking for blow jobs**

Girl 1: hey have you heard about divine sister?

spider:kdoonf 2iufnmu2iewa

Divine sister by whyamibornmother October 11, 2020

Safe Driving

A term coined on the internet, most likely at either Something Awful, 4chan, or YTMND.

Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.

Bob: Forget D cups, those things are freaking GG! And an ass to match, damn!

Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.

Safe Driving by SnowBlows August 6, 2008

driving in England 

Having sex while extremely intoxicated

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."

driving in England by Baz February 15, 2004