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Moaning Walrus 

A chick gives two blow-jobs at the same time, resembling walrus tusks. (This works better with a larger girl, thus the walrus, but does also work with any size.)
Beth's mouth was sore after attempting the moaning walrus last night.
Moaning Walrus by EndShark March 16, 2010

Walrusification 

To be turned into a walrus, usually through a machine or surgery.
Today i'm going to get a walrusification surgery.
Walrusification by MMS77 June 28, 2010

Willy Walrus 

when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat and comes out of her nostril.
yoooo y'all know that girl Avrie. I just "willy walrused" her last night!!

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"
The Tim walrus by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

Grand Theft Walrus 

An arcade game Homer Simpson plays in Alaska in the Simpsons Movie. Much like Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Walrus is exactly the same but instead of a human character you are a walrus. Abbreviated GTW
Tim: Hey I just came back from Alaska and they have Grand Theft Walrus at one of the arcades

Henry: Yo that be pimpin'

sloppy walrus

a sexual manuever in which after getting a blowjob and ejaculating in the girl's mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing semen to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a "sloppy walrus"
The bitch was totally pissing me off so I gave her a sloppy walrus.