Salsa Verga
Salsa Verga by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025
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A la Verga
independent clause. Describes uncomfy feelings such as being out of salsa or being shot at, no in between.
To tell someone off.
To tell someone off.
A la Verga by Ddracom60 November 2, 2021
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verga • vergan • vergacion • vergangeled • vergara • vergaso • Vergazo • verga asada • Verga de pollo • verga fantasma
Haste a la verga
Mexican slang.
The literal translation means: Go to the dick.
The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).
The literal translation means: Go to the dick.
The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).
*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*
How much for the tacos?
Haste a la verga…
How much for the tacos?
Haste a la verga…
Haste a la verga by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024
Te va cargar la verga
North Mexican slang.
In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.
The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.
Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.
The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.
Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.
Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.
You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.
You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
Te va cargar la verga by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
Vegan pulled pork
A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.
Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".
Vegan pulled pork by Real Vegan June 27, 2022
Mr.Vargas
Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!
Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019