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Trusty Vehicle 

A smoking shitbox that's about to explode
"The trusty vehicle was sent skidding across the road"
Trusty Vehicle by ItzRokian May 2, 2022

pandemic vehicle 

A car, truck, SUV etc. built during the COVID-19 pandemic that has numerous quality control issues and missing/removed features due to the ensuing microchip shortage.
It'll be interesting to see how pandemic vehicles hold up in terms of reliability and resale value over the next several years, especially compared to slightly earlier model year (2018-2019 especially) versions of the same vehicles.
pandemic vehicle by Guy Speenis August 24, 2022

Compensation vehicle 

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.
"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."

Recreational Vehicle 

basically a Truck or Bus you can live in

Torture Vehicle 

The yellow vehicles that you see on the road every morning and afternoon which bring children to and from school. Can be a literal nightmare sometimes, as little kids are screaming or adolescents are yapping at each other. Don't be late to the torture vehicle, or else you may be late for school!
Mom: Son it's time to take the bus to school today!
Son: But mom, I don't want to take the torture vehicle! It sucks... Can't you or dad just drive me there instead?
Mom: No, I gotta get to work, and your father is busy. You have to take the bus.
Son: Don't you mean torture vehicle?

*mom sighs and facepalms* It's called a bus, kiddo.

Cope Vehicle

I hate crazy cuz he keeps on making cope vehicles.

That’s crazy’s cope vehicle.
Cope Vehicle by Crazyrpm360 April 5, 2024