tornado fighter

A delusional taxi driver from a large city in the American Southwest who despite overwhelming opposition from the scientific community (and anyone else with a shred of common sense) continues to dream up very expensive plans which he claims will destroy a tornado. For years he planned on detonating an explosive inside a tornado, but in recent months he has expressed a greater interest in pointing a laser beam at the tornado.

The tornado fighter was charged up the wazoo for massive bandwith usage after his website was FARKed in Jan 2004.

by King Ahid July 17, 2004

tornado straight

(adj.) Refers to a potentially homosexual act that is in fact not gay, because it is performed out of hatred and agression towards gays; the fulfillment of the action comes from domination, power, hatred or simple biggotry, rather than sexual satisfaction.

Though Alberto made Julio suck him off, the act was not gay, for Alberto hates gays, and skull fucked Julio until his eyes teared. Alberto's act was tornado straight

by Dustyn Williams February 28, 2005

Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video

Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

Tornado girl

Some weird horse women said this word on the news.

"-And she whipped around the corner like a Tornado girl"

by Mackenzie<3 July 8, 2017

Tornado of Souls

A very good song from the 1990 Megadeth album Rust in Peace, a song about ending a dysfunctional relationship, a personal experience Dave Mustaine went through then made a song about it with Dave Ellefson, Marty Friedman, and Nick Menza.

When I listen to Tornado of Souls I always turn the volume all the way up when Marty Friedman does the solo.

by 0ld M4N September 14, 2020

tornado alley

A flat, prairie region of the central United States that is often prone to severe storms and seasonal floods.

You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.

"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.

by AYB August 2, 2003

tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017