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The Slippery Penguin 

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

Penguins Run the Office 

"Penguins Run the Office" is a term coming from a song seen in OK Play, a mobile application for children. The scene within which this term originates from features the player's character moving around the office that is run by penguins.
(Singer): "We run the office, penguins run the office"
(Normal person): "Please shut up"

Penguin in the Iceberg 

When you have penis in vagina sex while taking an ice bath.
We kept the penguin in the iceberg after our workout. It worked wonder on our muscle recovery.

The Great Christmas Penguin

The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.