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Carving the Christmas Ham 

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.

The Passion of the Christ 

A movie about a guy who doesn't and never did exist getting beat by jews for about 2 and a half hours and forced to carry a wooden cross that he would soon be nailed to and die on it. Was a cool movie except they should have had someone like Adam Sandler beating this fuck or atleast Tom Green. Would have made the movie about 10 million more dollars.
Weird Fucker: Did you see the passion of the christ? I loved it!
Ralph: Yes i saw it, i was getting head in the theatre while it was playing
Weird Fucker: OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE
Ralph: ... **!BANG!** See you there

the passion of the Christ 

A movie directed by Mel Gibson depicting the last 12 hours of Jesus's life.
Before you become an ignorant asshole and bitch about how anti-semetic it is (which it is not!), why don't you see the movie?

Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo

A poop from South Park that will come to you on christmas eve if you eat fiber.
Mr. Hanky the christmas poop, small and brown and he comes form you.

I hate you with the passion of the Christ!

A hate as great of that equal to all the Christian Blind people and their take on Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ movie. Ultimate Hate beyond any basic understanding.
Mick walks into work to find Desiray is sitting at the computer hogging the internet at work.
Desiray smirks and does not share although, her being a she-whale, has been on the internet all morning, continues to hog the internet and not relent it to Mick.
Mick yells "I hate you with the passion of the Christ!"

The Chrissy Snow Syndrome

Generallt occurs only on long-running TV shows, but there are exceptions. When writers accentuate the traits of formerly likable characters in later seasons so that the characters become complete stereotypes. The eponymous Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) on Three's Company was the trailblazer - she came blonder, her do became more implausible, her intelligence level plummeted, and her laugh became unbearable after season 1.
Friends was a fine show until the Chrissy Snow syndrome struck again. Monica became an anorexic, OCD shrew. Ross became a simpering buffoon. Phoebe became - eh, who cares.